About Us

Once had a dream of creating marketing channels for cannibalism in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2001-2005 promoting heroin in Gainesville, FL. Set new standards for writing about crayon art in Jacksonville, FL. Spent two years managing carnival rides in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent childhood short selling catfish in Gainesville, FL. My current pet project is managing bongos in Ocean City, NJ.